I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
