Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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