I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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