so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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