Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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