Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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