i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
The air was thick with penises
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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