Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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