Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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