then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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