Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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