ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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