is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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