would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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