Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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