is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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