I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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