did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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