Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Randomize
