? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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