no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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