So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I got inside last night via doggy door
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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