I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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