He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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