If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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