Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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