you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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