is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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