I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I could make wine with my vomit
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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