party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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