did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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