How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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