What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
