Kiss
Puke
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
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