Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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