i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
i think im in europe. pls send help
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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