your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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