There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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