I'm going to jail i love you
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
You did what with his pubic hair?
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