Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Moan for me like Helen Keller
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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