don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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