This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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