just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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