garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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