does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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