Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Randomize
