direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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