I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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