O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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