thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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