i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
