Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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