You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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