are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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